OmG!! Did I get bitten by a spider??!!?!
Question: OmG!! Did I get bitten by a spider!?!?!!!?
About 5 hours ago I was sitting on the couch, cheerily humming to myself, when suddenly I felt a sting near my collar bone!.
I brushed my neck with my hand, and saw a small spider fall down onto my dress!. I made a sound like a howler monkey, then flung the spider several metres away!.
I have been farting violently ever since!.
Was I bitten!? Is death imminent!? Should I be organising life insurance!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
I brushed my neck with my hand, and saw a small spider fall down onto my dress!. I made a sound like a howler monkey, then flung the spider several metres away!.
I have been farting violently ever since!.
Was I bitten!? Is death imminent!? Should I be organising life insurance!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
It seems you have been bitten by the infamous "barking spider", which is universally blamed for making the loud flatulent noises!. You are in no immediate danger, but those around you may be subject to death by asphyxiation!. You may want to ingest large quantities of "Bean-o" as soon as possible!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
By now you probably already have your answer-you are either well or at the funeral home!.The straight poop on spider bites!.They wont kill you unless you are terribly feeble from some other malady ,terribly old or an infant!.Black widows cause immediate abdominal cramps and you wouldn't have bothered with a question unless you sent it from the exam room in the ER!.Also black widows aren't that small(or big either)but are patent-leather shiny black with a readily noticeable red hourglass mark or their backs!.The other spider to worry about is sneakier-the brown recluse!.You could have been bitten by a recluse as the pain is not terrible usually right away but you get skin changes-red,large reaction to bite that might turn black over a few days!.Again I believe you would already be in someones office or ER if that had happened!.If you suspect a spider bite and you are worried about the poison,use ice packs to the area as ice neutralizes the poison!.Good luck!By the way,spider bites don't cause farting!Www@Answer-Health@Com
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Check the area where you suspect it bite you and if there is nothing there than you are prob safe but if you are still worried got to your GPWww@Answer-Health@Com
Don't forget to put your Will out and find a dress you want to be buried in!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
idk go to the doctorWww@Answer-Health@Com