What could be more fun than having a cigarette?!
Question: What could be more fun than having a cigarette?
Especially when I am sitting at the computer, especially with coffee, especially when I've just done something. I like to do something, have a cigarette, then do something else, what am I to do in between doing things now?
Do more, surely no one could do so much?
Could all this extra doing, lead to my undoing?
Maybe I could start biting my nails.
Do more, surely no one could do so much?
Could all this extra doing, lead to my undoing?
Maybe I could start biting my nails.
Answers:
Lung, mouth, tongue or throat cancer. Or maybe a cardiac arrest.
What could be more fun than having a cigarette? Living long enough to see your children grow up? Chew some gum, eat a carrot.
START DIPPIN N-I-G-G-A!