How can I stop worrying about farting in front of my boyfriend or during sleep?!


Question: How can I stop worrying about farting in front of my boyfriend or during sleep?
Ok..this is real embarrassing just talking about it on here. I'm just so embarrassed by doing it or accidentally doing it either in bed or awake. The thing is he's done it in front of me..which hasn't seemed to have broken the ice. It's gone so far with my ex to where i would leave early to go home cause i was so gassy. And the thing is I'm always like this. Maybe I have some digestive problems..plus does anyone know what could be wrong with me? Also what can i do to overcome this.

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I suggest killing your boyfriend and then farting on him.

Watch what you're eating later in the afternoon and evening to help prevent the gas in the first place. Identify the source first.

If you have to fart, go to the bathroom and turn on the sink, or flush the toilet...make some noise so you can fart and mask the sound. Better time it right though or else your BOYFRIEND WILL HEAR IT!!

Everyone get gas it is natural. When you are awake go to the washroom to release it. When you are asleep you have no control, plus you do not know you are doing it so you can not get embarrassed.

When you are asleep your bd would be asleep too so he won't omw. People can't Smell fart while they are at sleep.

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