Ouchy!! I am having a sharp shooting pain go down my right leg mostly below the !

When you say semi-serious about the too-tight pants, what exactly does that mean? I'm sorry. Pictures are needed. All angles preferably.

P.S. Might be a pinched nerve. I had sciatica for a while and that pretty much sucked.

Yes... That sounds very bad! Whatever you do, DO NOT try and pull them off!
This can lead to a coronary artery in the leg and possibly health complications.

Best thing you can do is grab a knife or scissors and make an cut all the way down the leg of your trousers to relieve the pain.

Experience

Yeh

I'm a expert in trouser painology

You best take them off so I can get a better look.

I'm a doctor.

Which N word, nekkid? If you got nekkid and hopped on your leg in front of me, I would feel much better.

Come sit in my hot tub for awhile.

I hope so.

Seriously? or joking?

I know what something like that could mean for you and I...

Yeah.. too skinny. o_o