I do a paper round early in the morning, how can i make sure i wake up?!

I do a paper round early in the morning, how can i make sure i wake up?

I DO SET AN ALARM but sometimes i just can't be bothered at all, ive phoned in 'sick' loads of times, any tips on how to get up early and be bothered??

Set the alarm and put it on the other side of the room so you have to get out of bed to turn it off. However, I did that and after a couple of weeks at university I was getting back into bed after turning off the alarm.

Have a glass of water before bed. You'll wake up with a huge hard-on, which never fails to wake me up properly, and needing a p*ss. It honestly works.

Get one of those machines that makes fresh coffee for you when you wake up. If I had one, it would probably work for me... just the smell of coffee can get me out of my pit.

Alternatively, point out to your employer that most of the papers are probably tabloids, and you're doing people a favour by not delivering them to people lol.