Good excuses for bruises?!


Question: Good excuses for bruises?
Alright, I have this nasty bruise under my right eye. Or well, not that nasty, it doesn't really hurt but it's blue-purplish. And it's a little bit on my eyebrow as well, I can cover the eyebrow part with my hair, but the problem is really the big area under my eye. "Kissing the sidewalk" or "walking in to a door" Doesn't really cut it since I only have slide open doors and all the sidewalks are recently covered in really soft and nice snow. I am quite a klutz but I have already used all excuses - I get bruises all the time, but not on my face like this. I am NOT being abused or beaten up, this is rather more of self harm if you should look at it that way. I have help for that, I just need an excuse for my friends and family.

So, come on! Be creative! Help me with a really good excuse! ;D

Answers:

I was masturbating vigorously when i slipped...



Wear a lot of scary makeup around it. Say that you're getting ready for halloween. And don't hide it. Chicks LOVE scars.



just admit that your boyfriend smacked ya cause ya just don't know WHEN to shut up.



My boyfriend beats me.



I know this is odd but have you tried the truth?




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