How can I break my ankle really quickly?!


Question: How can I break my ankle really quickly?
Please tell me a way and NO I'm NOT emo

Answers:

Lol. You sound like me in college!

I didn't want to break my ankle. I just wanted to sprain it but since I've sprained them both already and both my ankles are super flexible, they won't sprain.

I wouldn't dare try to break any bones. Jumping off high places might give you a broken ankle but it also may leave you with broken legs, arms or a neck.

They say land on your feet but what happens if you don't. You really want to chance being a paraplegic or quadriplegic for the rest of your life? Oh yeah and you could also die.

That would royally suck. Besides lets say if you do decide to jump and break only 1 ankle. How long would you end up laying there before someone finds you? Breaking bones hurt like hell when you try to move them. So don't think you can just hobble back to your bedroom.

What if the neighbors mean chow or pit bull gets out and sees you on the ground? Worse yet, what if a sex offender sees you? o.O

You might want to think this through a wee bit more.

If you still are intent on doing this then may I suggest the movie 'Misery' with Kathy Bates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zzg3UP-x…

Just put the board lower and be prepared to scream your a$$ off. =)



Wear high heels and walk on ice. No don't walk on ice. Try and run on ice in your heels instead.



Why would you want to break your ankle?! OUCH!!!! Don't do it!!! It takes WAY to long to heal. :o(



Why would you want to? I guess if you jump off a high place, and land on your feet.



Wear a stiletto and twist your ankle reaaaaal bad.

OUCH!



run yourself over



jump off the roof of your house, without shoes on




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