sometimes i pretend i have wings and then i get dizzy, why?!


Question: Sometimes i pretend i have wings and then i get dizzy, why?
i was watching a pornographic film the other day when it occurred to me that i could fly for a few seconds. so i stood up right at the climax of the motion picture and jumped up with my arms held wide like terrel owens on the dallas cowboys star symbol. nothing happened, but im pretty sure the girl on the movie was bleeding so my vhs player off.

ever since then i've been thinking that if i wish it enough i know i can have wings. the only problem is, every time i get close to having them i either get really dizzy and fall down and crush the wings or i get faint and wake up a few minutes later with the same two bare shoulder-blades and my veggie-tales tatoo still staring back at me in the mirror. why does this keep happening- is someone spying on me?

Answers:

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You need to get off what ever it is you are on/WOW



If this is not a case of trolling, you should really consult a psychology unit as soon as possible (as one of the posters told before me).

Take care...



If you think someone is spying on you and you think you can fly you might have a psychotic disorder such as schizophrenia. It sounds like it could be the first signs. It is a chronic and possibly deabilitating condition if not treated early enough. See a doctor now and if you want you can look up more information on it in the internet. But see a doctor! ASAP You need to see a psychiatrist to get assessed. Make sure you find a doctor that knows what he is doing. He needs to know how to diagnose schizophrenia. And you need to be completely honest if you are not it might be the biggest mistake of your life. Get help immediatly. Escpecially if you are seeing things, start to see things, thinking people are plotting against you or spying, and if you are hearing things. You wanted to get treated as soon as possible. If you have to call a local mental hospital and go for an evaluation. Take care, prolonging help will be devestating in several areas of your life including cognition.




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