Stomach pains!!?!
Question:
Stomach pains!!?
I just ate my dog, and now my stomach hurts VERY! bad. What can be the cause of this?
Answers:
damnit, boy. dogs cause diarrhea (especially those little rat dogs that are popular now).
if i were you, i'd drink some prune juice, eat a ton of fiber & get some good magazines -- you'll be on the toilet for a good while...