Top ten reasons to fear the future and getting old,ohboy?!


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Top ten reasons to fear the future and getting old,ohboy?

dedicated to my Gramp's Ultra Stooge in B/W

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2 weeks ago
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Look on the bright side. You can have a great excuse to do all of this stuff:
1) Acting sweet and Innocent
2) Wearing fly flots and telling everyone how comfortable they are
3) Talking to your imaginary friend in public
4) Shouting at Traffic Wardens
5) Offending the Relatives and anybody else
6) Musn't forget to tell people how old you are
7) Weeping and p*****g in the co-op
8) S******g the bed (or getting up earley)
9) Smelling of lavender with a hint of something iffy
10) To rant on about whatever you like, cause you intend to anyway.

I can't wait to get old because of all the hilarious gadgets. Such as the Stair Chair and remote armchair that takes you for a trip around the house or on the hard shoulder of the local Dual Carriage Way.
But hey! who needs an excuse to live life to the full.
Some of us are Special no matter what.
No need to fear the future it's going to be a good trip!




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