Help! Stomach Pains + Mouth Stuck!!!?!
Question:
Help! Stomach Pains + Mouth Stuck!!!?
Hello,
After hearing about a few myths going around about Eating Glue, I thought I'll give it some consideration and thought. I went down to our local super market and bought home an abundant verity of Glues; PVC piping cement, Wood glue, Arts n' Crafts glue and super glue.
Upon arriving home, my girlfriend stormed out of our apartment after hearing about my little experiment, screaming profanity directed in an abusive manner she grabbed the keys to my car and drove off.
After this whole segment, I decided that i better start with my diet. I wanted to start off with something small, so i consulted my mates and they thought PVC glue would be the best idea, I thought otherwise and choose the Arts n Crafts glue.
The problem is that after eating approximately, 100mL of Arts n Crafts glue and 2hours later, I'm starting to get stomach cramps and it seems that my tongue is somewhat, stuck to my upper cavity.
My question is, Is there any solutions to any of my numerous problems, Please help
Answers:
Usually Goo-Gone is a good idea to try first. With it's fresh orange scent, it has to taste good too right? If that does not work, I would go with a little paint thinner and a chisle.... this usually works when my husband glues his fingers to random projects! Good luck!