Swimmers ear?!

Swimmers ear?

i got swimmers ear((im pretty sure)(or a bug crawled in their)) about 5 days ago and it been really bothering me and hurting, anyone know how to get rid of it????????? or anything i can do?

There is this thing called the ear cone. You can get it at health stores. It can range anywhere from 2 dollars to 6 dollars a piece. It was invented by a oriental country hundreds of years ago. It is made of wax stuff. You put it in your ear through a plate. You cut a hole in the bottom of the plate. Then you set it on fire. It pulls the gunck out of your ear. It does not hurt and is not hot. I takes about ten minutes. P.S. You look like an idiot doing it but it works wonders.