Foot/Toe/Shoe Problem?!
Question:
Foot/Toe/Shoe Problem?
i have trouble finding a good shoe. this is because my pinky toe is the longest out of all my toes. i cant have surgery because the cost is incrdibly high. is there any way i can cut it off safely at home, or is there a special (pignot) shoe i can buy? if you have this problem, please help.
Answers:
well bubba, if i may call you that, i've nerer erer erer erer seen this problem with anyone before. i think that the best way to handle this situation is to tie your pinkie toe to a string, and then attach the other end of the string to a vehicle. then you mezmorize the driver (with your pimple that you have just developed) and tell them to move forward at full speed. but before you do any of this you need to glue yourself to a chair, and glue that chair to the ground. (or else you will gobble into the air) well i hope my advice has helped.
Your Helper,
Dr. Ino Wat2do