What is the least painful way to break my hand?!

Make your hand numb and break it. There isn't any way with the least amount of pain.
BTW,You sound LAZY!

Punch a hard wall . Well no , don't do that . You probably shouldn't enforce an injury on yourself , because if the doctor finds out they might recommend you see a therapist . If you really can't stand your school , ask your parent if you could just stay home for a while , or try figuring out why you are having a hard time at school .

I hope I helped , but I bet I didn't .

Pat speaks the truth. Not only would you have to go to school still, but you'd have to learn how to do everything with one hand. If you break your writing hand, they'll just make you write with the other.

Plus, breaking your own bones to avoid school is... well, stupid. It may sound like a good idea now, but when you're on the ground screaming in pain, you'll realize how big a mistake you've made.

wt a retart..!!! how did you come up wid this stupid idea, havent u ever seen students with broken hand/foot/leg etc and still attends school, even students in wheel chairs come to school. there is no way ur gonna get away from school wid this..!

you do realize that you would still go to school with a broken hand.

Don't break you hand. Jump off something hand first.