So i Slipped on a cucumber and now it's stuck?!


Question: So i Slipped on a cucumber and now it's stuck?
Ok guys i was making some salad and i was holding the cucumber about to cut it when i slipped, i fell awkwardly and landed on it butt first. Now it's lodged in there and it hurts if i try to take it out. It's so tight, how should i go about getting it out?

Answers:

ask your neighbours to help you out. I'm sure they will be happy to help.



Two choices: ride standing up in a horse trailer to the ER, or go to Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum. I favor the latter because you have a small fortune on your hands (or elsewhere). You will amaze people with your ability to land with full body weight on a cucumber and not squish it with the force of landing. As a former rocket scientist, I also would love to understand how it is physically possible.

RN and former rocket scientist



Hahaha, K that's funny but is this fake?

I mean were you naked? Who makes a salad naked?

Anyway, if it is true, you probably have to see a doctor if you can't get it out,



Unbelievable!! Take a laxative and hope for the best. Happy April fools Day.




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