Has anyone had sperm in the eye?!
Question: why does it sting? Are the fighting sperm biting?
Answers: why does it sting? Are the fighting sperm biting?
He shot that high? Damn he's good! lol
If you get salt in your eyes, do they sting?
The seminal fluid contains many organic and inorganic chemicals, including metal and salt ions, sugars, lipids, hormones, enzymes and amino acids.
now I know why when they say if you keep playing with it you could go blind. lol
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thanks for the laugh!!
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lol i`m guessing that it does seeing as how sperm is a living organism!!!!!
my gf has. it stung. i got hit.
LMAO
Nope
the sperm think your eye is the egg and are trying to impregnate into your eye! you could go blind so stop this at once and go see an optician!
quick!
had it never stung though
Never saw that one coming.....
yes i have! lol, it was certainly a time to remember!
And yes it does sting! and is horrible to get out! your eye sight goes all blurry too!
Have you!?
LMAOOOO.=D.NO BUT I WONDER HOW IT FEELS,BUT DONT WANNA FEEL IT.
Mmmmmmmm.....salty. Use some Viseane. Wear some sexy goggles next time!
You're bad. ...
Does it taste salty?
lol ! of course not since im a guy! but how did u guys get it so wrong?? were u doin blow-*ob or something ?? lolz
I think you should do more reasearch on the subject. I don't think they can bite.
aww poor you ! lolz
Whoa i can only guess what u were doing to get sperm in the eye!! I think its coz sperm has urine in it; and urine is an aciding substance so the acid in the urine is stinging ur eye.
I dont think its the sperm biting; do they even have teeth or a mouth??
And also the eye doesn't like anything in it so if you get hit in the eye it will sting
Omfg i DO NOT think its the sperm thinking ur eye is an egg and trying to impregnate it. Think about sperm is the size of a cell; so to sperm the eye is like some massive wall like the uterus wall so they wont try to impregnate it. And anyway i think the sperm know if its an egg which prompts them to start burrowing
Ive been told it stings from a girl who loved to get spakled.
Saw a photo of her at a party and she looked like a plasterers radio, it was minging
No. Sperm do latch on, it is their nature. See your doctor as soon as possible, and next time try guiding the projectile into the appropriate receptacle to avoid any future misshapes.
Probably minor traces of uric acid in the seminal fluid irritates the tender areas of your eye. The sperm are not biting you. They do not have mouths.
No , sperm dont bite. The fluid is acidic in nature and that is why it feels like a sting. Just wash it off, you will be fine.
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Thanks for da laugh!!!!!!!!!
Stay PUT... when doing the thingie..and you won't have to worry about flying human projectiles!
Nope..Uhm i think i know what your problem is for a sperm is a living organsm and looking for an egg to get into and since your eye has some liquid parts maybe it does think your eye is an egg..
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I have had it in my eye and totally agree that it bloody stings i dont think that it can cause any harm the eyes are a very sensitive part of the body and anything that gets into them is going to sting or hurt to some degree as for sperm biting your eye i think that would be an impossibility as far as i'm aware they don't have any teeth they only develope when the sperm has fertilised an egg and the baby has started to develope in the mothers womb hope this helps you out.
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LMFAO - brilliant!
what ever???!!!!!!!
My girlfriend did.
Anything of a different PH will burn when it gets in your eye. But also sperm are suspended in a saline or salty solution. So those two reasons add up to stinging. Just use some eye drops and you will be fine.