Some ways to strain your eyes?!

You'll probably regret this, but here:
*sit close to the TV, watch it for a long time
*stay on the computer a lot
*when you read, hold the book close to your eyes

Like mystic suggested, you can get fake glasses on line or in some stores, and, unlike real glasses are relatively cheap. (Note: fake glasses are NOT the same as reading glasses).

Actually, there isn't really a way you could make yourself become nearsighted even if you wanted to. The usual things that people say cause it are just urban myths. The worst you can do is give your self eyestrain and/or headaches.

If, for some reason, you absolutely HAVE to have real glasses, you could try going for an eye exam and say you aren't quite satisfied with your vision. Make sure they know you would like them to write you a prescription even if it is very weak. (Most of the time, the eye doctors assume people DON'T want glasses, so if the defect is slight, they will often say you don't need them). However, these glasses will cost a lot more than the fake ones and probably provide little benefit.

Don't strain your eyes. Straining your eyes will only make you tired and give you bad eye health. Take my advice and get fashion lenses from Claire's or another store. There are plenty of powerless lenses out there - why do you want prescription lenses? Once your eyes go bad (as in negative power) you'll be dependent on your glasses for the rest of your life. Fashion lenses? You can take them on and off whenever you want. And plus, you can have a lot of different pairs that you can match with different outfits. If you get prescription lenses, you'll only have one frame. Maybe 2 or 3. But they're much more expensive, and much more hassle.

Please don't do that! Why would you want to not be able to see?
Be thankful for your eyes and that you don't need glasses.

If you really want glasses, you can get ones with no prescription or power on them. Like at Hot Topic they have ones like those. But they're pretty stupid if you ask me.

That's like pulling out your teeth because you want dentures.
Don't try to do self-mutilation. Get the ones with powerless lenses or none at all.

I really want Bionic eyes... what's the best way to take my eyes out?