My contact lenses are stuck to my eyes?!

Don't take them out yet!!

I've done this before and my optician said that the contact lens basically fuses to your eye with the lack of oxygen and moisture from blinking and moving the eye, so if you were to just take them out right away you would skim the top layer off your eyeball! Leave them for a couple of hours, as long as you can, and if you have any eyedrops get using them! When you think your eyes feel full of moisture then try swishing them around a little bit, once they start moving around freely they will be ok to take out. It won't do any permanant damage, but it will sting the next day and leave your eye a little more open to infection if you take them out right away

Brilliant!

The Cheryl Cole types of this world will always try to convince you that vanity pays, but in the end everybody learns that it's simply better to be honest. Vanity, like all other lies, only leads to pain.

Snort zinc powder until your nostrils are completely blocked, and then wait for a sneeze. When the sneeze comes, your eyeballs will pop out. Then you can go to casualty and get fixed up. You will, of course, have to explain to them why you think your face is too beautiful to wear glasses - and they will laugh at you!

Actors get paid Danger Money for wearing "contacts", what's your excuse?

Just wait a while before you try to take them out. Your eyes will gradually become less dry, and then you should be able to take them out as normal.

LOL..