quick i need help my dumb *** just put eardrops in my grandpas eyes?!

okay its been 12 minuets past time he said his eye was burning for what we know me and my grandma. it burned for like 5 minuits but to get back at me he went into the refrigerator and took out an egg then went and sat down for like 10 minuites and then started yelling at me telling me that i did it on purpose but get this i did not there were two botles that looked entirely the same same company made the eyedrops and same company made the eardrops they were both brown exact same bottle color and shape same wrapper except it had where eyedrops said it said ear drops only difference between the bottles just one word difference. so he started yelling and got me all shook up i prayed and walked around i mean i was so scared i was walking but i diddent even feel my own weight its like i was flying when i was walking around all nervously.turns out the *** hole was faking the entire thing i mean i did put ear drops in his eye they did burn for like 4 or 5 minuits but to get back at me he was yelling and screaming he had to go to the hospital but when went to see what was wrong with him cuz he was yelling and screaming and when we tryed to help him up he said oh my stomach hurts than sreamed then pulled an egg from his pants i was so relieved but at the same time angry as a mother ******.