What is the best pickup line?!
Question: just for the sole purpose of getting laid?
it does seem that if you use a real nasty pickup line, and you get slapped, than your chances of gettin the pootie tane are much better.
Answers: just for the sole purpose of getting laid?
it does seem that if you use a real nasty pickup line, and you get slapped, than your chances of gettin the pootie tane are much better.
lol seriously I hope you're just kidding. But the best one I heard was " If I told you, you have a nice body...would you hold it against me?" It's stupid and cheesy but it made me laugh so I actually spent some time talking to the guy. It didn't get him laid though.
Well i wouldnt sleep with you, maybe you should grow up and get a g/f or if you cant get one buy a blow up doll.
Here are a few you might like:
1. Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top
2. Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later
3. Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants
4. I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight
Hope you like them but pick up lines usually don't work at all, sorry to burst your bubble.
"Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because i can see myself in them."
Pickup lines dont work...confidence does. Walk up without hesitation and say hello......ask a question or just make a comment.....she'll start talking or wont........you got your answer either way.
good luck
depends on the bar, "Hey you" works in Blackwell OK
From a women's point of view honey I have heard it all from men based on my looks alone. Let me tell you this you can get laid more often then not just being your damn self! Pick-up lines will have you sitting at a bar wiping drink off your face and clothing...Just a suggestion!!!
The only guaranteed pickup line to get a girl to go home with you:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?