What is a good secret name for your period?!


Question: So no one would know what you were talking about?

I've heard things like Aunt Flo,"The Reds" from Breakfast at Tiffany's, Old Rusty, and so on.


Answers: So no one would know what you were talking about?

I've heard things like Aunt Flo,"The Reds" from Breakfast at Tiffany's, Old Rusty, and so on.

me and my friend say our aunt is flying in.
the one who wears red
shes fat (if you're heavy)
her flight has turbulance (cramps)
she had to get a ticket (tampons)
she sat in her seat (pads)
She has been very grumpy (youre being a bi***)
hope this helps

"The curse"..."My friend that comes to visit"..."crimson tide" There are lots of names, but I would guess that almost everyone knows what you are talking about when you use these names. If you want to use code with your friends, come up with your own...call it "bob" and your friends will know what's going on.

Bloaty & Crampy....no kidding.

My friends and i use to say we got our little "friend" today.

why do you need a secret name for it??? evert women gets one **** one day my gym teacher wouldn't leave me alone cuz i wasn't runing fast enough i stoped and yelled at her that i'm on my period and i hurt lol i got in truoble but oh well

I say Tom's visiting cuz it's Time Of Month- get it ^_^?

My "Monthly Monster"

ride tide rising

Riding the crimson wave. lol.

My friend says 'The red death is upon us.'
Which is creepy.

I personally say 'OW! PAIN!'
Then people usauly get it. :]

Buts theres other fun ways. Phase of the month, the unmentionable....etc

I say I've been cycling. No one realizes I don't currently own a bike.

I think it's sad that women today need to have "secret words" for their periods. It's a normal part of life, we shouldn't have to be shy about it.

umm i call it my "special friend"
and aunt Flo
my Best friend calls it her "red nail polish"
my bff calls is "george"
my other bff calls it "ink" lol inside joke...pens(push up)...erasers
my present
my red friend
big red package
the list is endless

i use tom- time of month lol





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