If you are a middle-aged teen girl...can you answer this question 4 me? WAIT NO-!
Question: WHY DO THE GIRLS HAVE TO DO IT ALL??????
-have the baby
-have the period
-PMS
-get stressed out
while the guys just......well...lay around and ...well....masturbate and eat potato chips all day!!!
haha its a weird question but i wanna see the best answer i can get :D
Answers: WHY DO THE GIRLS HAVE TO DO IT ALL??????
-have the baby
-have the period
-PMS
-get stressed out
while the guys just......well...lay around and ...well....masturbate and eat potato chips all day!!!
haha its a weird question but i wanna see the best answer i can get :D
I don't know but it makes me think of a funny e-mail I got recently:
Why Men Are Happy
Men Are Just Happy People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. You know stuff about t anks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are Happy.
Cause that b!tch, Eve, ate the stupid apple. Apples aren't even that good. Why on earth would you listen to a snake anyways?
/sarcasm
Guys go through puberty too. Nature just made girls to have those things.
men could never ever handle it...
'cause men can't multi-task
ahh becuase god is punishing us for eating the apple but think about the guy has to pay for everything right? the guys voice changes ( i can imagine that being embarrising) the guy has to do all the work to get the girl and to have sex to make the baby
oh! you forgot the nine months of pregnancy and, for most girls, the breaking of their hymen. (which usually hurts alot.)
i would absolutely LOVE to know why we have to deal with it all.
well the world depends on us to keep producing more little humans, the period, well thats evil, what did we ever do to get them? we must of pissed god off real bad. im 15 and my dad just plays star trek all day on his computer whiel i set the table and do everything
I don't think a guy could handle it :D
But really..
Guys get stressed out and have hormones too.
To have a baby you must have a period,
A lot of women get PMS because of the period. I guess we were stuck with this part, one of us had to be.
Get over it. Why is it that women have to complain all the time? I am a woman myself.. so sorry for being so insensitive or whatever...but seriously, that's just how nature dealt the cards to us, move on.
Could you really see a guy having a baby??
Getting a period??
Having PMS??
--- Would you want to!? lol
They wouldn't be able to handle it.
I'd love for there to be a way for guys to experience what it feels like though. Maybe then they'd get off our backs...
Be more specific... I eat Doritos while masturbating to Lesbian porn, get it right!
men are too weak to cope!!
women are the stronger gender ;)
although in all fairness guys can get stressed out as well! lol
because women are generally kind, and nurturing, while men have testosterone coming out of their ears...
i mean really, if a guy was pregnant he would probably punch a wall when he was in pain, or end up killing the baby in some freak accident...
we women are more cautious and careful...it's nothing against men, they still have to put up with all our crap, we are in no way perfect :)
Because men couldn't handle it all! Haha.
Well when i complain about all of the above (i have two kids and cant sneeze with out peeing) my lovely hubby tells me that is all Character building.