For the Ladys?!
Question: So a couple of my buddies and I are finishing up papers for our classes and we decided to take a break. The topic of our conversation turned to women like it always does and than my friend said something pretty interesting. He said " Don't you think its kind of weird that women have ninja pooping abilities." When you ladies go poop it is so stealthy. How do you manage. I mean for some reason I always have to announce I gotta take a ****. I know that is because I am a dude but come on. We tried to think of all the times we have went into the bathroom after our girlfriends or whatever the case may be and
there was no damn evidence that you guys poop. I am starting to think that you don't! How can women be so damn cunning about it! You ladies know what I am talking about. We just wanna know why? Why the ninjaness? Why is there never a faint hint that you made a poop? It is kinda weird. It's like you manage to poop into thin air. Man this is going nowhere.
Answers: So a couple of my buddies and I are finishing up papers for our classes and we decided to take a break. The topic of our conversation turned to women like it always does and than my friend said something pretty interesting. He said " Don't you think its kind of weird that women have ninja pooping abilities." When you ladies go poop it is so stealthy. How do you manage. I mean for some reason I always have to announce I gotta take a ****. I know that is because I am a dude but come on. We tried to think of all the times we have went into the bathroom after our girlfriends or whatever the case may be and
there was no damn evidence that you guys poop. I am starting to think that you don't! How can women be so damn cunning about it! You ladies know what I am talking about. We just wanna know why? Why the ninjaness? Why is there never a faint hint that you made a poop? It is kinda weird. It's like you manage to poop into thin air. Man this is going nowhere.
Lol kinda weird but sorta valid question.....but I will be the first to admit (all others will deny--they don't want you to know!!) we do not poop nor fart. Ever. Most of us can keep it stored as energy (for babies and periods) and those who cannot throw it up again. So there you go. We are ninjas!!! :-)
We don't poop....or fart....or burp. Everyone knows that.
Have fun with the class work....:)
Wait till you get married lol
Have funn boy's
Hehehehehe......
It's a whole 'nother world after marriage. You boys just wait....it's coming.
One day, you'll go in, realize that they CRAP, and it'll floor you.
Enjoy your innocence.....
Um...for me, it's embarrassing.
I've been married for 13 years, and I still would rather spontaneously combust than for my husband (or anyone else) to over hear me passing gas or having a bowel movement.
In the restrooms, we cough to cover the noises or flush a few times.
Women's feces for some reason doesn't stink as much as a man's does, either. I don't know why...but unless I'm sick...mine doesn't stink...
For those that do, we use room freshener or will stay in the restroom a little longer to make sure the scent has gone away.
Lol maybe we don't poop or fart or burb! Maybe all women are ninja poopers...... Lol a weird but valid question boys....