My friend sent this to me in my email. Its about men. (woman only answer please !
Question: 1. Men are like ........Laxatives .... They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like ...... Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like ...... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ...... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms ........... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
Answers: 1. Men are like ........Laxatives .... They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like ...... Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like ...... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ...... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms ........... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
This is hilarious, and so true!!!
Very very nice!!
mmmm popcorn.
btw these are all things that unattractive girls are famous for saying. thinking like this wont help you.
:) #4 i can agree with
(f*ck ppl giving me thumbs down)
Hey--its JUST A JOKE
There are tons about women too--so take a pill!
haha i love this, thanks so much for sharing.
haha! thanks for posting that, it made me laugh. especially the mascara bit.....so so true :)
girl you hit the nail right on the head and unattractive girls wont think this thier to despirate to find a man so they wont risk getting them upset lol!!!!!!
What is your question? I adore men no matter what others think...
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haha, nice 1!
I wont agree to it coz i have a lover n a father that r awesome. Even girls r bad in many cases so i would say it depends on character not on gender
lol i like this
lava lamps the best lol and the chocolate on
haa i love it but not always true but mostly lol
lol these are funny, but theres no question?