Whats the most embarrassing problem you've had?!
Question: I was 13 years old and went away on a (alright, laugh if you must) band camp. I got my period while I was there. Everytime I stood up out of my chair I'd look at it and notice it was wet, I thought it was sweat cause it was so hot. When I stood up on anothe break I touched the chair's wetness and it was red. So I took off my jacket and tied it around my waist went to the bathroom and used a pad. So, we practiced for about 8 hours before finally quitting for the night. The whole time I didn't use the bathroom again cause I didn't think it'd be that bad. I got to the house I was staying at and went to the restoom and my pants were soaked in blood at the back all the way down to my knees. Of course my jacket would not have hidden that. So, I went the whole day getting up out of my seat with that! None of the girls told me anything, how rude is that?? I was so embarrased.
Answers: I was 13 years old and went away on a (alright, laugh if you must) band camp. I got my period while I was there. Everytime I stood up out of my chair I'd look at it and notice it was wet, I thought it was sweat cause it was so hot. When I stood up on anothe break I touched the chair's wetness and it was red. So I took off my jacket and tied it around my waist went to the bathroom and used a pad. So, we practiced for about 8 hours before finally quitting for the night. The whole time I didn't use the bathroom again cause I didn't think it'd be that bad. I got to the house I was staying at and went to the restoom and my pants were soaked in blood at the back all the way down to my knees. Of course my jacket would not have hidden that. So, I went the whole day getting up out of my seat with that! None of the girls told me anything, how rude is that?? I was so embarrased.
I couldn't get it up
When I started my period in bed and there was blood everywhere! Not a nice scene!
I was so large at one time that I couldn't wipe myself clean. My dingleberries got completely out of control. Luckly a neighbor had a small hedge trimmer and "fixed me right up".
Well one time I was at work and I had this skirt on that had a worn out elastic waist band. Id just roll it up a few times and wear a longer shirt. Anyway it was break time and I was rushing out side to smoke and the minute I stepped out the door the skirt fell to the ground and I was walking so fast I stepped right out of it. All the people on break died laughing and some peoples faces turned as red as mine did. It was horrible.
Another time I'll never forget was when I was in grade school. Im 35 now but I will never forget this. I was a shy kid anyway and back then they use to give us milk in the class room. The milk was in plastic bags kind of like a Capri sun these days.. Alot of the kids liked to blow up the bags with their straws. Well, I blew mine up right after the teacher had just warned us NOT to do that and to dispose of the milk bags as soon as we were finished. I blew mine up and was showing some cute little boy my milk bag and he said, I dare you to sit on it. Dumb me, didnt know why he wanted me to sit on it so I did and when I did it let out the most loudest fart noise I had ever heard. The teacher swung around and said ANDRIA WHAT DO YOU SAY?
GAWD My face was flaming red and as hot as an oven. I was so startled by the noise and the whole reaction of the class. I just sat there looking at the teacher with my mouth hanging open and she said it again ANDRIA, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I hated to say it, I didnt want to say it, I didnt want my class mates to torture me becasue they thought I let something that loud out my bum but I put my head down and said "excuse me" in the lowest voice possible. It was so bad I will never for get the humiliation and embarrassment of that day.
I had a pair of short cute WHITE hollister shorts on at school and i started my period.! Omg enough said. And i was in 8th grade middle school - such bad teen years l0l
Some things I really can't tell about! I'll give you a simple one. I am extremely near-sighted and before I switched to contacts I needed thick lenses in my glass frames. I hated sitting in the back of the room in school but the teacher always assigned people according to names and I just so happened to be in the rear of the room. I used to cup my hands like a telescope to cut out the glare from the overhead lights in order to read the board better and it was noticed by a girl I really didn't like. She would make fun of me daily even through High School and almost until the day we were married. Go figure. She liked me but had a funny way of showing it. I got the last laugh tho cause I promised her a new car on her birthday and when she opened her eyes to look I presented her with a Mattel Hot Wheels vehicle! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! She looked at me like I was crazy until I gave her a diamond ring and a set of keys to her new Toyota Camry in the same box. I thought she was gonna kill me but I'm still around so she obviously likes something about me. It's probably the money! Have a nice day.
Andria S : I'm laughing with you! Not at you! You go girl!