Do you really have happy periods?!
Question: LOL, I got my period 2 wks early and I just saw this stupid Always commercial that said, "Have a happy period. Always." LOL. I never have happy periods? How bout you?
Answers: LOL, I got my period 2 wks early and I just saw this stupid Always commercial that said, "Have a happy period. Always." LOL. I never have happy periods? How bout you?
Ha! I actually got a very funny e-mail about this let me see if I can find it......
ahh here it is......read on...
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants...which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you f***ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull ****. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
Lol! I know right. I hate those commercials. I don't know who these women are that are having happy periods, but I'm certainly not one of them.
yeah...defiantly a case of false advertisement!!!!! i don't think there is any way possible to make your period a "happy period" i never have a "happy period"
no I hate periods
I do....last time i didnt have cramps and it was short like 4 days (usually for me its 6 days).....so for me it was a "Happy period"
not even a little bit. I kno what commercial you're talking about too. lol :)
Haha, I got the Always email too! I was rolling in the floor by the end of it...sooo true! I hate those commercials/advertisements!
The only "happy period" I've experienced was when I thought I was pregnant and wasn't.
And I looooooooove the letter, Laura! lol