God, i need some good comebacks for those boobless attacks.?!
Question: God, i need some good comebacks for those boobless attacks!.!?
people r constantly teasing me and my friend about being flatcheasted(she's more flat that me so she get's tham more often!. this is 4 her!. well!.!.!.sorta lol, me 2) I don;t kknow weather to laugh or be angry or!.!.!. idk!. COMEBACKS!?!?!?
like, at lease my boobs arent so big that I can;t see my toes!
I like that one lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
like, at lease my boobs arent so big that I can;t see my toes!
I like that one lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
do you need a life jacket when you have one attached!?
who needs a car with air bags!?
when you run do you smack yourself in the face!?
BTW im in no way flat-chested but its still funny!. good luck, but most of the time you shouldnt care!. the people that have small ones want bigger ones and teh people with large ones want them smaller!. don't worry about it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
who needs a car with air bags!?
when you run do you smack yourself in the face!?
BTW im in no way flat-chested but its still funny!. good luck, but most of the time you shouldnt care!. the people that have small ones want bigger ones and teh people with large ones want them smaller!. don't worry about it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
just blow it off!. act like you dont care, because honestly you shouldn't (i know that is much easier said than done, but its true!) most people with really big boobs wish they were smaller!. for me personally, i am pregnant so they have gone up more than one size !.!.!. and i cant wait until they shrink back down! i hate wearing low cut shirts where my boobs feel like they are hanging out !.!.!. it makes you look trashy and like you are looking for negative attention!. also keep in mind that the older you get, the less people will notice and the less people will care !.!.!. what those people are saying is extremely immature!. and there are plenty of guys who like girls with smaller boobs!. and it will save you back aches, too!
plus, i agree with everyone saying to just ask them why they care!. seriously!. just be like, why are you so concerned with my boobs!? they aren't yours!. and i like them the way they are!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
plus, i agree with everyone saying to just ask them why they care!. seriously!. just be like, why are you so concerned with my boobs!? they aren't yours!. and i like them the way they are!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
1-at least i can find bathing suits in my size
2-less fun on top equals more fun on the bottom
3-early bloomer = smaller boobs, late bloomer=larger boobs, true fact(not really but say it is)
4-atleast they dont flat in the wind when i run
5-"can you tie them in a not can u tie them in a bow" lol jk
6-small or not, at least mine look better then ur "girls"Www@Answer-Health@Com
2-less fun on top equals more fun on the bottom
3-early bloomer = smaller boobs, late bloomer=larger boobs, true fact(not really but say it is)
4-atleast they dont flat in the wind when i run
5-"can you tie them in a not can u tie them in a bow" lol jk
6-small or not, at least mine look better then ur "girls"Www@Answer-Health@Com
that's not really a good comeback!.!.!.
When the kids teased me about being to small to play games, I told them they were too big!.!.!.YOU can't be TOO big they all laughed!.!.!.!.probably the same thing with boobs!.
Just tell them small boobs are the IN thing this year!. Personally, I don't really love huge boobs on a girl!. Small is quite nice as well!.
Just tell people they are bigger than they look !.
I have never taken off a woman's bra and thought, Oh she looked much bigger!.!. with clothes !.!.its always, WOW you're bigger than I thought!!!
If its a guy, just say, they are probably bigger than your dick!!!
If its a girl, Why are you looking at my boobs lezbo!?!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
When the kids teased me about being to small to play games, I told them they were too big!.!.!.YOU can't be TOO big they all laughed!.!.!.!.probably the same thing with boobs!.
Just tell them small boobs are the IN thing this year!. Personally, I don't really love huge boobs on a girl!. Small is quite nice as well!.
Just tell people they are bigger than they look !.
I have never taken off a woman's bra and thought, Oh she looked much bigger!.!. with clothes !.!.its always, WOW you're bigger than I thought!!!
If its a guy, just say, they are probably bigger than your dick!!!
If its a girl, Why are you looking at my boobs lezbo!?!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
well if it was a guy teasing you be like " you know the only reason why you are acting like a d*ck to me is because you are trying to make up for what you don't have !!!!" and then if he brags about his size be like well drop your pants and show me!.!.!.then he probably won't do that and if he does !.!.!.well!.!.!.you just point and laugh LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com
i have big boobs!. and id make fun of my best friends (jokingly of course) that they dont have any and their mom was like she has bigger boobs than all of us put together ( in a goodway!.) so one day i was making fun of them and she was like well at least when im older they wont sag and be down to my waist! you could use that if you want!. or you could be like well at least i can put my shoes on/see my feet/the ground lol!. this guy at my school was like if you look straight down and cant see your feet your fat and most of the girls couldnt cuz of their boobs!. lol!. and this pregnant girl was liek my stomachs so bad i cant even put my shoes on! idk if theyre the same or not!. lol!.!.it might work for boobs tooWww@Answer-Health@Com
hey, at least when you're 50 you'll still have a lap!. You'll never have to sling them over your shoulder while you clean your belly button!. And you don't have to worry about lighting the stove!
Back in college, my roommate's granma called to say she lit her tit on fire lighting the stove, and her bra caught!. Nasty burn, too, considering all that lycra and nylon melted onto her nip!
Comebacks!? Don't bother!. Just smile and say yes, you're right!. They are not large!. I don't need a kickstand and I love the feel of going braless!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Back in college, my roommate's granma called to say she lit her tit on fire lighting the stove, and her bra caught!. Nasty burn, too, considering all that lycra and nylon melted onto her nip!
Comebacks!? Don't bother!. Just smile and say yes, you're right!. They are not large!. I don't need a kickstand and I love the feel of going braless!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
1) I'd rather have a small chest then a small mind!.
2) {to girls} at least guys like me for me - not my breasts!.
3) {to boys} your chest is no bigger than mine!.
4) {to boys} if you are comparing my womanhood to your manhood --- I WIN!!
5) boobs are like batteries - they have the power to turn things on no matter what size they are!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
2) {to girls} at least guys like me for me - not my breasts!.
3) {to boys} your chest is no bigger than mine!.
4) {to boys} if you are comparing my womanhood to your manhood --- I WIN!!
5) boobs are like batteries - they have the power to turn things on no matter what size they are!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Best way to defuse it is to make humor out of it!. Try something like:
When someone makes a joke, look down at your chest, act surprised and say, "OMG! Somebody stole them!"
Or "they are at the shop getting polished!."
Or "It's their day off!."
As an alternative, you could say something like "I don't need them anymore!. I make up for them in better ways!." You get the idea!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
When someone makes a joke, look down at your chest, act surprised and say, "OMG! Somebody stole them!"
Or "they are at the shop getting polished!."
Or "It's their day off!."
As an alternative, you could say something like "I don't need them anymore!. I make up for them in better ways!." You get the idea!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Laugh and walk away - they'll give up if you don't react!.
If they persist!.!.!.!.!.say, "Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners!?" and walk away with your head HELD HIGH!!
My guess is these are pre-teen boys asking these questions!.
Another rude one is !.!.!.!.!."Gee, I'll bet you even have hair under your armpits!.!.!.!." I swear when I was in high school in the 1970's my history teacher said this to the boys and this really SHUT THE BOYS UP!Www@Answer-Health@Com
If they persist!.!.!.!.!.say, "Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners!?" and walk away with your head HELD HIGH!!
My guess is these are pre-teen boys asking these questions!.
Another rude one is !.!.!.!.!."Gee, I'll bet you even have hair under your armpits!.!.!.!." I swear when I was in high school in the 1970's my history teacher said this to the boys and this really SHUT THE BOYS UP!Www@Answer-Health@Com
say yes yours are it confuses them!. or say thanks iv already had a banana today!. or smile and say i know!. or say thats nice, orrrrr!.!.!. last one i promise flip them off and walk off!. no wait that wasnt the last one say at least they arent as big as your thighs BURN!!!! :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
honestly!. how old are these kids that are teasing you!? i am well endowed, but i dont rag!. it kinda sucks being big and small!. but i wouldnt sink as low as they are to tease them !. very immature!. big boobs give you a sore back!. small ones make you insercure!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
well!. i have huge boobs!. and be realy thankfull you dont some time!.
guys pretend to "trip" they say and they grab them and give me dirty coments!. but i wish i was flat!. but i know its a little contridicting but just say at least mine are real!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
guys pretend to "trip" they say and they grab them and give me dirty coments!. but i wish i was flat!. but i know its a little contridicting but just say at least mine are real!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
at least i can make eye contact with the opposite sex once in a while ( i dont know if thats really good though)
at least i wont have back pains from those two tvs on your chest
at least i can make two or three bras from one of your giant boobs bras, maybe just from one boobieWww@Answer-Health@Com
at least i wont have back pains from those two tvs on your chest
at least i can make two or three bras from one of your giant boobs bras, maybe just from one boobieWww@Answer-Health@Com
If it's a guy saying it then say "I'd prefer to be flat than have your man boobs!" I'm really big-chested & it's such a pain in the ***!. So when guys go "I like your boobs" (seriously they actually say that!) I say "I like yours too!. Jog much!?"Www@Answer-Health@Com
some times there is no answer !.its best to just turn and walk away!.maybe someday that person will be ashamed !.you won't have to be!.it should not matter ifa girl has big breasts or not!.just keep your chin up!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
/ I got nothing, my wife has large mammary glands!.
Just work on drinking more whole milk and bench press weights!. That way when you have bigger ones!.!.!.you can move them with your pectoral muscles!.!.!.!.!.that would be neat!! -JBWww@Answer-Health@Com
Just work on drinking more whole milk and bench press weights!. That way when you have bigger ones!.!.!.you can move them with your pectoral muscles!.!.!.!.!.that would be neat!! -JBWww@Answer-Health@Com
At least I wont have boobs down to my knees by the time I am thirty!. =]Www@Answer-Health@Com
proud member of the itty bitty titty commitee =]
be thankful you can wear the cute clothes all the models wear and look good!Www@Answer-Health@Com
be thankful you can wear the cute clothes all the models wear and look good!Www@Answer-Health@Com
if the insults come from girls try:
at least i know that i guy likes me for me and ny my boobs
thats only cuz i dont stuff (casually cough slut)
if they come from guys try:
they are bigger then your di*kWww@Answer-Health@Com
at least i know that i guy likes me for me and ny my boobs
thats only cuz i dont stuff (casually cough slut)
if they come from guys try:
they are bigger then your di*kWww@Answer-Health@Com
"they got your attention didn't they!?"
"atleast when im 50 they wont hang down to my belly botton like yours"
"your dad liked them" oh wait thats really bad, if your younger dont say that!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
"atleast when im 50 they wont hang down to my belly botton like yours"
"your dad liked them" oh wait thats really bad, if your younger dont say that!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
say small breast are like a mom and pop store so warm and inviting, big breasts are like a walmart yelling that their closing in 5 minutes,Www@Answer-Health@Com
How about "What are you looking at, my eyes are up here!?" People can be so lame!. Boobs are fat, flesh!. People need to get over themselves!.!.!.!.!.Keep your humor, we all need it these days=)Www@Answer-Health@Com
if its a guy
say '' at least i have a little somthing hanging from me !''
i used that when i was flat and every one liked it :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
say '' at least i have a little somthing hanging from me !''
i used that when i was flat and every one liked it :)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Atleast I don't look like Pamela Anderson's Daughter! lol!.
That was really cheesie!. You might want to delete it!! lol!.
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That was really cheesie!. You might want to delete it!! lol!.
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At least your flat chest won't be down to your knees in 20 years!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i'm assuming you're in middle school!.!. honestly just ignore it because it's only temporary criticism!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
just laugh and be happy that you won't have back problems like those big boobed bitchess!.!.!.ha ha ha
i'll laugh with you!.!.
ha ha haWww@Answer-Health@Com
i'll laugh with you!.!.
ha ha haWww@Answer-Health@Com
"You're awfully fixated on a feature of yourself that you can't control!. Don't you have anything else going for you!?"Www@Answer-Health@Com
you can say: well at least when i'm older, my boobs won't sag like yours will!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Just think, you won't have to worry about gravity in 20 years like I did! LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com