Funny Period Stories!?!


Question: Funny Period Stories!!?
Yeah I am turning 12 have nubs and hair so the period has got to be coming soon!. I just wanted 2 hear some of you peeps stories about your first time and if you can say your age!.!.!. Thx 2 any1 who answers! :)Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
The family went down the shore for the day, and low and behold I got my !. I asked my sister what to do!. She gave me a quarter and told me to by a tampon!. I went to the smelly, dark disgusting public restroom put my quarter in the slot, something came out!. I guessed it was a tampon, I had never seen one before and did not know what to do with it!. There were no instructions!. I was in there for over an hour and a half, when I hear "Mady, Mady" in a man's voice!. It was my uncle, who was sent out to look for me!. What was I going to say to him!? I was burning hot and very upset!. I never figured out what to do with the tampon and I had to face the wrath of my uncle and be humiliated by all!. I was 13, I am 58 now and that memory is still with me!. Lesson: Learn how to use a tampon before you actually have to use one!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I got mine when I was 11!. I was complaining to my mother a lot that my stomach hurt!. Then when I went to the bathroom and saw blood, I starred at it for a minute and started shaking!. I ran down to my mother and asked to talk in private and she just smiled and handed me a pad!. Not great of a story I know, but it was average!. I remember shaking and feeling jiddery for the rest of the day!. I'm 16 now!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I got mine when i was 10!.
i was on the phone when i went to the bathroom and at first i thought i had pooped my pants! i dropped the phone on the floor and my friend kept saying hello! So I hung up and shook for a while then finally got the courage to go up to my mom and ask for a pad!. Not a good story, but i thought it was funny how my friend was still on the phone saying LAUREN HELLO!? haha!\Www@Answer-Health@Com

I think I was 11!. I was upstairs and I was reading this book about Disney World because my mom and me were going to go in the summer, it was near summer, so I went to use the bathroom and there it was! I was watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and getting ready to graduate from 5th grade!. Those were the good days!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I was 12!. I started after school one day and I went and told my mom!. She didn't believe me at first and said that I was just joking!. Then when I told her I really really did, she jumped up and called my grandma! I don't know how that was supposed to help any!? But then she sat down and explained everything that I needed to know!. Not that funny but, my mom calling my grandma makes me laugh a little!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I was sitting in bed, and I thought, Why are my undies wet!? I just let it go and thought they would eventually dry!. Later, they were still wet and I thought, what the!? I stood up, and there was blood! I was scared at first, and my mom was still sleeping!. I ran into tell her, and she woke up and said, "Calm down, let's go to the store!."
I am 13 years old!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I started my period when I was 9 which is ridiculous and I didn't know what happened so I put toilet paper in my undies and went to school cuz my mom was at work!. Then I went to the school nurse who tried to give me tampons!.!.!.in elementary school!. I had no idea what it was so I asked her how a sucker was gonna help my crotch stop bleeding!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

i was 11 when i got my first period!.!.!.!.!.now im 15!.

well my hair in the private areas started growing a year before when i was 10!.!.!.!.!.!.so i kind of felt akward!.!.!.!.LOL!!

i had my first period at school and it was so embarassing my uniform which was incidentally white got dirty!.!.!.!.it was pretty embarassing :)!!

yourwelcome :)!Www@Answer-Health@Com

I got mine when I was 10 years old!. I was the only girl in the school who had it, and the school nurse didn't even keep any pads in the office!. She had to go out and buy some to send me home with!

The worse part was my dad!.!.!.!.he went to work boasting about how his "daughter is now a woman!"Www@Answer-Health@Com

I got mine when I was 12!. I was waiting in a dentist's office when the blood leaked out onto the white couch!. I was so freaked out that I couldn't move and just sat there scooching my butt hoping it would go away!. It didn't and all that was left was a big red smear!. Im 16Www@Answer-Health@Com

haha i started mine when i was 13, on new years!.
cause it had just turned, and i went to the bathroom!.
and BAM!
so i just threw a pad on, cause i was ready!. (;
and i went and partied some more!.
hahaahaha!.


but i hate it now,Www@Answer-Health@Com

haha !. my first time , oh i looked and i was like wth , what is that, and i thought it was poop, until thought longer, so start wearing pantiliners, if you havent!. yea, and at night might wanna were two pads, you might leak to the bed!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

My sis got her's on Christmas morning!. So sad!. But she was scared to tell my mom, and we were going to go stay at our friends for 2 days 2 hours away from home, so, yeah!.!.!.!.she was in a pickle!.!.!.!.!.

I'm 14 and I'm period FREE!! XDDWww@Answer-Health@Com

I got mine on new years
told my mom
the next day she got me a cake omg embarrassing
I ate it so fast casue It said congrats Morgan
and i didn't want any of my friends to aak me what it was for!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

i got it when i as 12!.no funny story just kindda got it
got to brag to friends
haha
im 14 nowWww@Answer-Health@Com

I was 15 before i started!. No funny stories tho, sorry!Www@Answer-Health@Com

i started lyke 2weeks ago!?!?!? am 12 going to 13 next monthWww@Answer-Health@Com





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