I'm really at a loss for what to do about this. Please help.!


Question: I'm really at a loss for what to do about this!. Please help!.
Recently I purchased a wife from Thailand, which I might add cost me $2000!. At first I had high hopes for the relationship but she cant speak English and always cooks spicy food!. The thing is, its very hard explaining the football to her, especially when me and my mates want more beer and peanuts!. Its embarrassing because I have to ask her three times and make hand signals, for even the simplest of things like vacuuming the house or washing the car!. The language barrier makes it nearly impossible for me to explain to her how to start the lawnmower, although to her credit she did a great job of painting the roof of my house!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


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This is hilarious! It has to be a joke!. Who would really be that big of a loser to admit to having to purchase someone to pretend to love them!? I mean, I guess we have our fair share of fat, lazy, clearly unattractive guys in this country who are left with no choice other than to spend the money they saved up working at the local dairy queen and living in mom's garage ( I'm sure it's a very private garage) on a Thai woman!. It is embarrassing to have to ask for beer three times!.!.!.it's also embarrassing for her to admit to her friends that she sees you naked and has to fake an orgasm every time, so I guess it's a fair trade!. But really!.!.!.!. I don't buy it!. It made me chuckle though, so thanks for that!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

is this really the best you can do!?!? surely when you have such a small penis, you have more time than the rest of us who are getting laid to think up better bull than this crap!. let me guess!.!.!.!.!.!. 8th grade, maybe 9th!?!? does your dad wear makeup and a dress!?!? does your uncle sneak into your room some nights so you guys can "talk"!?!? your mom makes you cut the lawn in her thongs doesn't she!. grow up and get a life!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You purchased a wife from Thailand!?!?
teach her English!.


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You purchased a wife from Thailand and now you are making her do all your household chores!?

Here's an idea!. Let the poor woman go home and get up off your a$$ and do this sh!t yourself!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

I speak English: and you need to fetch your own nuts!.!.!.ha!! its not the language barrier, its how you treat someone!. Www@Answer-Health@Com





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