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Question: Help ladies or girls only help!?
I have got a tampon stuck how do I remove it please, I am scared so scared and I cant tell my mom!!! Www@Answer-Health@Com


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Ivan itchiscrote too! Bloody crabs! lol!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Haahaa, that did rather amuse me!.!.!.
You got the whole PMT - need chocolate, crying at bambi, got a hot water bottle part done perfectly!.!.!.



However you wouldn't be joking bout it if you really did have a tampon stuck up your A*se which i am sure plenty of women reading this with PMT would wanna do to you for joking about something like that lol!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Can you reach it at all!? I had that happen once when I was younger!.!. I had to just keep reaching and reaching and finally I was able to get it out!. If you can't get it out shortly you DEFINITELY need to go to a doctor or hospital right away! you can get toxic shock syndrome if you leave it in there for too long!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

my goodness well the only thing i think of is sit on the toilet spread those legs and push like your taking a **** and make sure your fingers are clean and stick them up there and pull it out/!!!!!it shouldnt be up there to far cause its not that deep if you cant call an on call clinic and ask them but that should work!.!.!.good luck my dear!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Young man,

How many times have I told you to quit stealing my tampons for your homosexual fantasies!? Now I'm sure you're bleeding again!. I'll go get the rubbing alcohol and barbie band-aids!. Did you get that fork out from last week, too!? I sure hope so!.

--Your motherWww@Answer-Health@Com

erm!.!.!.!.pull the chord! what did you think you were doing!
if you have pushed it up too far you will need to go to the hospital and have it removed because it could cause infection! Www@Answer-Health@Com

Wow Ivan!.!.!.since you are a male, I would suggest you refer to it by it's proper name!.!.a "manpon"!. Leave it in there, big guy!. Good luck and have fun!Www@Answer-Health@Com

u must get satisfied at the slightest thing to try put a tampon up there!.!. don't wry, im sure its more scared of u then u r of it!.!.

EDIT!.!. IF U MEN EVER WENT THROUGH ANYTHING WE GO THROUGH, EVEN A PERIOD U WOULD BE IN BED WRITING YOUR WILL!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Call the fire department!. They get cats stuck in trees down all of the time!. I'm sure a stuck tampon is a piece of cake!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

well done from saving yourself some embaresment in A&E but weren't you the same person who lost a hamster somewhere personal!?!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

*push push*

err your a man wtf

that must have been a funny sight hanging of your penis :L

or making you constipated
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Plug your nose and sneeze, dude!. Plug your nose and sneeze!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

are you a boy and put your fingers in and try to pull it out and you might have to tell your momWww@Answer-Health@Com

You're a man!.
A sick man at that!.
Why do you want women to answer this!?
It is VERY rare that tampons get stuck anyway!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

That must hurt since your a guy you only got one hole to put it in!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just pull it out!. Don't panic!. Relax!. It's not going to get lost or anything!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Ha ha, very funny, hope you enjoyed it weirdo !Www@Answer-Health@Com

stuck where!? you're a guy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

tell youd dad then!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and he might give you a good hiding for being such a dirty queerWww@Answer-Health@Com

lol i hope someone kicks your whinney ***!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

wtf!.!.!? if thats how you get your kicks!. thats acctually a serious problem!. men should grow up!Www@Answer-Health@Com

omg this is really sickWww@Answer-Health@Com

you such a ******** weirdo pervWww@Answer-Health@Com

lmaoWww@Answer-Health@Com

but your a boy where the hell is it stuck! pull pull pullWww@Answer-Health@Com

pull it out are u gay!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com





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