Whats the funniest sex story you've heard/been a part of?!
Question: Whats the funniest sex story you've heard/been a part of!?
My girlfriend was drunk and passed out on top of me falling backwards off the bed and hitting her head on the dresser splitting it open which required stitches!. At the E!.R!. they called the cops because they thought she had been attacked, so now she had to explain to the cops and the doc's what had happened (her brother was the E!.R!. nurse who took the x-rays) Am I wrong for getting a good laugh out of this and can anybody beat it!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
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This isn't about actual sex, but on a summer break from college, my fiance had hidden my sex toy from his dorm room in his bedroom at home!. Time came for him to move back into the dorm and we couldn't find the thing anywhere!. For two years, we had no idea where this thing was and one day while in his mom's bedroom, we found the toy in a drawer with her toys!. It was so gross that she would use MY toy!. I thought about stealing it back, but I would just throw it out anyway!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I know someone who was was given $500 to meet a guy in a hotel room!. So, they took the offer but when she got to the room he was laying in a coffin!. She screamed and he got upset because she was suppose to be perfectly quiet and demanded his money back!. She was suppose to be quiet and climb in the coffin and have sex with him!. lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
Wow, thats pretty crazy!.
Well!.!. once I lived at a duplex and we were having a big party!. Anyway, the party died down and people were going to sleep and stuff!.!. and our one friend is doing this chick out the couch (everyone else was gone!)!.
So we hear noises and we're like "Eww- on our couch!?!!"!. And then we're listening (just a little!) and the girl is all like "Choke me, Choke me"!.
Well, the guy (who we knew) was REALLY freaked out by that!. Pretty much killed the whole thing for him!. It was even funnier because he had just told us about this freaky chick he was with who slapped him while they were doing it and tried to get him to hit her back!. (he didn't feel comfortable with that :P)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well!.!. once I lived at a duplex and we were having a big party!. Anyway, the party died down and people were going to sleep and stuff!.!. and our one friend is doing this chick out the couch (everyone else was gone!)!.
So we hear noises and we're like "Eww- on our couch!?!!"!. And then we're listening (just a little!) and the girl is all like "Choke me, Choke me"!.
Well, the guy (who we knew) was REALLY freaked out by that!. Pretty much killed the whole thing for him!. It was even funnier because he had just told us about this freaky chick he was with who slapped him while they were doing it and tried to get him to hit her back!. (he didn't feel comfortable with that :P)Www@Answer-Health@Com
one of my friends was really drunk and went over to her friends apt!. apparently at the apt!. he tried to get her to give him head!.!. shes a real classy girl so even while drunk she would nt do it!.!.!. the guy kept insisting so she told him that if he didnt shut up shed "bite his wiener off"!.!.!.!.!.!.
I heard a story of a guy getting kit my lightning while having sex with a girl outside!.!. in the rain u kno haha! and the rubber fused both to his penis and the inside of her vagina!.!.!. they had to go to the hospitol when people finally found them!.!.!. on the same stretcher!.!.!. O_o Www@Answer-Health@Com
I heard a story of a guy getting kit my lightning while having sex with a girl outside!.!. in the rain u kno haha! and the rubber fused both to his penis and the inside of her vagina!.!.!. they had to go to the hospitol when people finally found them!.!.!. on the same stretcher!.!.!. O_o Www@Answer-Health@Com
My friend was getting a handy from his gf and they went to the bedroom and found some lotion on the nightstand!.
The bf friend put it there so he figured "oh thanks cool"
But he didn't know that his friend put ICY HOT int the lotion bottle instead!.
So after about 10 minutes the bf comes running out of the room screaming AHHHH!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!! AHHHHHH
LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com
The bf friend put it there so he figured "oh thanks cool"
But he didn't know that his friend put ICY HOT int the lotion bottle instead!.
So after about 10 minutes the bf comes running out of the room screaming AHHHH!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!! AHHHHHH
LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com
haha "choke me choke me"
lol i don't have a story sorry but these are hilarious!Www@Answer-Health@Com
lol i don't have a story sorry but these are hilarious!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Anal beads!.!.!.!. How classy of her!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
lol if shes okay thats alil funny :) and i dont have any stories Www@Answer-Health@Com