Of these two options...what is the best form of birth control?!


Question: Of these two options!.!.!.what is the best form of birth control!?
Having a 12 month old babby or a 35 year old husband with a video game addiction!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


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go for option number three!.!.!.this is what i use for birth control!.!.!.my personality!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

The baby will take your time and attention, so you will be safe from conception!. The addicted hubby will drive you into the arms of someone else, to have an affair with!. That is ANTI birth control, so you will have to use something!.

I think the best forms of birth control are the forms of sex that are labeled "perversions"!. You cannot get pregnant with oral sex, anal sex, mutual petting, etc!., so just avoid straight intercourse, and you don't need pills, rubbers, diaphragms, IUDs, etc!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

A mixture of both!. If the husband gets amorous and puts down his game controller, babby will wake up and put a stop to his shenanigans!. Keep both method of contraception available!. Nothing is 100% effective, lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

I don't know!. MY personal form of birth control would be to have a big poster of Rosie O'Donnell hanging on the wall by my bed!. There is NO way my quiver bone would operate normally with that thing in the same room with me!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Geez!.!.that is a tough call,but I'll go with the addicted hubby!. I mean, the babby will sleep at some point, right!? BUt if the hubby cannot keep his hands of his joystick!.!.well !.!.you know, it just won't happen!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

the video game is the best form for the husband!. you can still have sex!. and leave the baby with him!.!.!.!.!.!. as far as for you!. the husband!.!.!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

12 month old Babbies sleep eventually!.

Men, well, their hormones get a bit touchy, with the right dosage of Viagra!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

35 year old husband with video game addictionWww@Answer-Health@Com

none go out and have fun with your life!. who wants a kid and husband that is addicted to video games!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

the 12 month old babby as he can always put down the game for his 5 minutes break, you lucky gal youWww@Answer-Health@Com

HOLY ****! Jen, is that you!? You could be my sister-in-law! Definitely the latter!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

The husband!. Babies sleep eventually!.!.!. but the Tetris shapes that float in your head when you close your eyes never die!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You could always get some action here on Y/A!.!.!.that's the closest!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

lol!. Either one is pretty good!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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