Fit as a fiddle: Is masturbating considered cardio or aerobic?!


Question: Fit as a fiddle: Is masturbating considered cardio or aerobic!?
And should I implement ankle weights!? Thank you for your time!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


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Ankle weights will not appreciably improve your cardiovascular fitness!.

Aerobic simpy refers to the consumption of oxygen during your workout!. You'll have to go into oxygen debt during your session to go anaerobic!.

You'll want to coax your delicate flower along at a heart rate that is approximately 70% of your maximum, in beats per minute!. (Subtract your age from 220, so 199!.)

If you wish to practice 'fartlek', or Swedish 'speed play', you may increase the pace and intensity for interval bursts until you achieve release!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Cardio IS aerobic exercise!.

I quit smoking--I was up to two packs a day--by starting a rigorous masturbating program!. I was in the bathroom every time I wanted to smoke and flipped my bean instead!.

Thank God I didn't have kids then!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You have just won Mick's best question of the day award!.!.!.now please send video of you preforming out said question, so that you form can be evaluated and an accurate answer will be provided, after about 10 minutes, a nap, and maybe a sammich!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

If you use weights, you should use both ankle, and wrist!. This will intensify your muscular workout!. What a work out it will be!. Do not use any battery operatrd devices, as these will not prolong your workout!. Have fun, be gentle!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Masturbating while driving down the freeway is CARdio!.
Masturbating while flying is AERObic!.

I thought everybody knew this!.

As for the ankle weights: use them in the car but not on the plane, since you may have to pay extra for additional carry-ons!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Normally, it can be considered either!. However, masturbating while angry is often considered strength training!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

What, you do it on a trapeze!?

Oh, wait, I thought you said 'acrobatic'!.

*cries*Www@Answer-Health@Com

I think it all depends on the size of your meat flaps!. If you're having to heave those things up over your shoulders to get up in there, I'd consider it cardio!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Meh, possibly both!.!.!.!.!.ankle weights are a must, and don't forget the kewl sports headbandWww@Answer-Health@Com

Here at the clown monastery it's considered acerbic!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I think if you use your hands it's considered an isometric exercise!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

*searches frantically through Wii Fit instruction book*Www@Answer-Health@Com

Anything that last longer then five minutes is cardio,
so its pretty much aerobic for meWww@Answer-Health@Com

If you are using that toy you bought from the Bass Pro Shop than its cardio!. Manual is aerobic!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

fiddle rhymes with diddle!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Go cardio,,, recommended by Dr!.Kia

Im up to 6 sessions a day now,, and i feel GREATWww@Answer-Health@Com

Ahem!.!.!.!. In my case it's called weight training!.!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

As long as you are doing it for over 15 mins at a time!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

It's like yoga it strengthens your core!. When I say core I mean snatch and that's the only muscles I am concerned with!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

LMAO Cha it is cardio for sure!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I removed a rib so my sessions are now called AutoPilates !.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You've just rendered me speechless!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I'd have sex, more exercise involved!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

LMAO!.!.!.mostly cardio but it depends how "into it" you get!. Can I watch and then I'll let you know!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

when you are doing this, how far are your ankles above your head!?

Still doing that in the harness!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

It's just practice!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Let me go hook it and I'll get back to you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

if you're creative whilst doing it!.!.!.it could be bothWww@Answer-Health@Com





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