I have something stuck in my anus!! How can I get it out?!
Question: I have something stuck in my anus!! How can I get it out?
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Sweetheart, you need help.....im not sure if this is by a medical or physological doctor, but you are obvously not in youre right mind if you put a wii remote up your ***. so heres what im suggesting, since your bf wanted u to do this act of stupidity make him drive you to the medical doctor to get it removed, make him buy a new remote then have him take you to a physcologist then maybe try to get a better bf.......goodluck.........
Your name is Zach, and to one of those answers, it says to stick your finger up you vagina, but it seems to me that you don't have one. Unless you're a girl named Zach. Vasaline the entrance, attempt to push as if you're taking a dump with widens the hole a little, and try to grab it with your fingers
too bad , i think its forever, next time to get it off is when you give birth and doctors will be involved. other way is to use it for better activity like surfing free on sites that colect money.
and for ending this answer- keep yourself out of such activity and......dumm question
well the remote is worthless now.
put some vasoline on you butt hole and try to take a poo...if no movement withing 20 min, go to the ER....well, if it really has been in there since last night, go to the ER now.
go to the doctor! that is nasty! you can die fro that, your rectum may implode!! sooner or later, yoour going to have to poop anyway, and that will constitue a largeer problem
Some mirilax will help. It will eventually work it's way out. No worries, I had my laptop and a 40oz. Stuck once. Once I got my arm in up to my elbow, I was able to remove the items.
Lubrication, do you have any?
If you cant pull it out with lube, go to a hospital, they have to preserve thingy.
Please remove batteries from remote before going to the doctor. If the doctor presses button, it'll start playing Wii inside your anus. Best luck
Well, whatever you do, make sure it's not that same as what this guy does.
http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html
Hurry, see your family doctor. For foreign bodies will infect your body system. This is not a joke. You might die!
Take care and GOD BLESS THE CHILD!
You can stick your thumb up your um... vagina and push it out. It really will work..
Turn on your Wii Consol, select to play tennis then clench and swing.
That sounds like a fun ER trip.
go to the dr. dont be shy or embarrassed, it happens all the time dear
Really wow
well ZACH your BF is an idiot if you name is zach why is this in womens health
of course go to the dr. why would you do something like?do you enjoy pain?
Why would you want to take it out?
LMAO your ******* anus! man i love u