Wanna share some stories?!

I have tons!
When I first started to use tampons I didn't put it in far enough. I was at my boyfriends house (I was 13 he was 15) and I had his blanket wrapped around me. I felt wet and looked down and I had blood ALL over my pants, his blanket and his bed where I was sitting. He was really cool about it and as I went to the bathroom he put the blanket in the wash.

My friend and I did the whole, we're staying at each others house to go stay with our boyfriends (the same guy) and I leaked when we were sleeping. When I woke up there was blood on the floor and my pants. i had to convince my friend to give me her sweater to wrap around my waist. No one ever found out.

Once I was at the apartment of this guy I really like, and he was using the restroom when I really had to use the bathroom too. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and I didn't know what to do, so I just dropped my pants and crapped right there on the floor, and I swear I was going to pick it up with a paper towel and throw it away, but right then he came out of the bathroom. I threw a pillow over my crap and hoped he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he knew something was up, so he picked up the pillow and there was my crap. He was like, "What the Hell is this", and I was so scared that I just made up this story. I said "Your dog just ran in here and pooped on the floor, but I didn't want the dog to be embarrassed so I covered it up." And he said "I don't have a dog, I think you're lying". And I'm thinking gee what tipped you off. So he knew it was me, and he picked up the poop and he threw it at me. So I said "I guess this means we aren't having dinner?" So I had to leave covered in my own poop. Oddly enough I did hear from him a few days later when he called to ask if I would pay the bill for the carpet cleaning he had to have. Then he asked out my twin sister, and told her the story. Now they are getting married, and I have to be in the wedding, and they sent me a diaper to wear under my dress. Oh my gosh, I wish I could die.