anyone most embarrasing moments?!

Years ago I was swimming with a bunch of girls and my best friend. The water was freezing but I wasn't going to let that deter me from bikinis! I was sitting on the dock trying to warm up and my friend goosed me really hard as if to throw me off the dock, when he did I farted really loud. I wanted to die, I acted like no one heard it and got back in the water. Unfortunately, I failed to impress the ladies!

Life

Back in the mid-90s when I was a kid, I lived in a resident in a city area. It's one of those crowded cities. Well, they were fixing the sewer system beneath the resident street, so they had dug out the asphalt and you could see the dirty water filled with waste materials flowing through. One day, I was just walking by and one of the neighborhood kids who was a jerk pushes me into the water and there were people present and some younger kids laughing. Luckily, it wasn't deep, however, it was not a very pleasant experience cause that water was dirty and had **** in it. My grandmother comes out and I told her it was one of the kids but I still got in trouble with my family that day.

Once i was at school and i walked out of the cafeteria with my chicken bagette and i slipped, fell on my *** and dropped my bagette. Wasnt happy.