What if I need a poo at my friend's house?!

Ah. This is a really hard situation.. I would just avoid eating or drinking anything you know that would make you have to poo or I would warn her before that she might need to help me flush the toilet. But if you don't want to do that just ask her to teach you how to flush it before you even go to take a poo!

try drinking plenty and eating foods such as fruits and chocolate tonight so you go tonight or before you go (dont over do it though) and you wont need to go, chances are you wont need to go anyway just make sure you dont use much toilet paper and stay in there until you get the toilet to flush enough to hide the poop :)
you probably wont even need to go!

Well, you can go at home before you get there. You can tell her the situation and say that you have a dodgy stomach and might need to use the toilet.

Seriously, don't worry about it. Everyone poops. And im sure she'd be happier having to see your turd for a few seconds other than you ending up $hitting yourself, right?

if shes your freind she wont care to flush your poo.
if she does, then shes just someone you know and shouldnt be considered a freind.
next, learn how to flush the toilet.

HUN, WHEN YA GOTTA GO, YA GOTTA GO!! DON'T WORRY, JUST GET A WIRE COATHANGER AND USE THAT TO HELP GET IT DOWN IF YOU CLOG THE TOILET!!! GOOD LUCK! XOXO

My advice would be to do what i did back in the forties, Wait till your buddy goes to sleep then **** in her mouth!

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go just before you leave to go to their house. good luck

Put the toilet lid down? Cant seee nothing then :)