I need a good comeback?!

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Salmon? Is that what you think we'd be like?
... too bad you'll never find out.

Yeah, you smell salmon, but I smell monkey sh*t.

I would pucker my lips like I was talking to a little baby and say "Is that what you hear it's like? Well maybe one day after you get married you'll find out for yourself."

hahaha call them octopussies

Hahaha I love this question

Say "do you guys want some of this salmon?" in a really sexy voice and see what they do

That's the closest you'll ever get to it..

"you smell like sh*t wash your as* better"

xD

I don't know one but you better comeback with a sandwich

too bad you'll never get to 'insert verb here' salmon

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Maybe say something like..You'll never taste salmon! O.o
Or like....At least I don't smell like Sh!t