HOW DO YOU GET RID OF RAZOR BUMPS?!

It seems you're kind of allergic to blades. Wash your the part you will shave thoroughly before shaving. This will prevent infections in case of nicks. Soak a facecloth in warm water, and hold it to your skin for 30 seconds. This will help soften and loosen the hair and skin. Try lubricating very well with cream before shaving whatever parts. Make sure to use an unused or relatively new razor. Be gentle, don't go fast. Use short strokes. Rinse your razor after each stroke to keep it from becoming clogged up with hair. After shaving, use a toner (preferably containing vitamins, aloe extract etc ) rather than an alcohol-based product. Alcohol will dry out your skin, and possibly cause damage.
Apply moisturiser after toning.

moisturize but it may not go away that fast... try taking a warm bath with some oils and cake some lotion or baby oil on when you get out while your skin is still wet. aloe vera may work to since its a skin irritant. good luck

Olive oil, and cucumber slices>>saw that on tyra hope it helps.