What is ur funniest period or puberty story?!

This one time back in high school, I have a d@uchebag male teacher! I had a very heavy flow that cycle and I severely needed to go to the bathroom to change my tampon. He was being such an idiot and would not let me go!!!!! this is essentially how the convo went..

me: I need to go to the bathroom
teacher: Not now, wait until after class
me: no, I need to go NOW
teacher: you can hold it another half an hour
me: unless you want me bleeding all over your classroom i suggest you let me go now
teacher= speechless
:D

First of all I live with my dad and 2 brothers (one is younger (10) and one is older (14))


Ok I remember when I got my first period I had to tell my dad. I was very embarrassed. I remember my older brother walked into the room right as I said " Dad, I got my period.". My brother started to laugh, as I started to cry. But the funny part was my dad made me and my two brothers come to the store with me to buy some pads. And when we got home we had a party for me. My dad must had been very happy for me, lol.

This actually happened today.

Little gullible me tried tampons, but they were making my cramps WORSE. I didn't want to go back to pads, since they're gross, so I left the house without a pad or tampon, since my period was light for a bit. An hour later, It got so heavy I bled though my jeans and I had to tie my hoodie around the stain.

Stupid me.