Please help me i need some help?!
Question:
Please help me i need some help?
so me and my boyfreind where going out we decided to go to taco bell after finshing my taco yumm a really loud fart came out of my butt it smealt so badddd i mean it smealtt i so embrassed and everyone was looking at me my boyfriends face turned red and he was so embrassed he left me there i almost cramped my pants and he just left me there the next day he called me saying he was sorry and i still did not forgive him then he said he wantted to be my underwear and smell my farts all the time so i forgave him and came over his house then he asked me to fart in his mouth then i did he said myfart tasted good so then i tokk off my pants and we had i farting contest i farted and fleat like i pooped then i ran to the bathroom do u think i did the right thing
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Answers:
...........and in between carrying out these lurid acts you have time to sit down and tune into Yahoo Q's & A's and detail them. Yes, you do need help, big-time.
Regards "doing the right thing", I think you should turn your time into learning some basic English language, grammar and spelling--it might steer you into becoming a more interesting person with a moralistic attitude.
An accidental breaking of wind we have all been guilty of but going to these lengths and feeling the need to descibe them here is not very lady-like now is it.