Am I sexy?!
Question:
Am I sexy?
I have recently lost 15 stone and have loads of flappy skin hanging off me.I also only have one eye and 2 collyflower ears.I walk with a limp coz have 1 leg bigger than the other and suffer from elephantosis on one foot.My acne is not as bad as it used to be but I am still covered in it.My freinds tell me my body odour smells of onions,and I should shave off the moustache coz 17yr old girls should'nt have them.I also have ginger hair and where glasses,and have a fungal infection on my face which smells and is weeping puss. All this doesnt bother me though coz you can hardly notice, I am just feeling really self conscious coz I have ran out of lip stick. Will I look ok without it?
Answers:
actually you sound to be pretty disgusting