Need Cheering up?!
Question: Need Cheering up!?
I feel very depressed and can't stop crying!. Can someone cheer me up!. Anything funny happened to you or know any funny stories/jokesWww@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
My family is irish so i dont find this offensive!. if anyone does sorry!.!.!.
okay so there is an english man an irish man and a scotts man and they are robbing a bank, but as they have cracked the code to get into the vault (this joke is soooo realistic!!) the alarm goes off so they all run out like crazy chickens as the police come to the bank!. As the police arrive the irish scotts and english man run round a corner and the police man sees them so with his partener they run off in hot pursuit!.
The men who are round the corner by this time find they are in a dead end but there are three sacks on the floor!. They each jump into one as the police run around the corner!. The police men walk to the first sack with the scotts man in it and kick it!. inside the scotts man goes "woof" and the police men say "its just a bag of dogs lets leave it" then they kick the second sack with the english man in who says "meow" and the police men say "its just a bag of cats lets leave it"
so they go to the next sack and kick it and from inside the irish man says "potatoes!.!.potatoes!"
YAYAYYYA hope you feel better soon!!!! oxoxoxoxoxo!oWww@Answer-Health@Com
okay so there is an english man an irish man and a scotts man and they are robbing a bank, but as they have cracked the code to get into the vault (this joke is soooo realistic!!) the alarm goes off so they all run out like crazy chickens as the police come to the bank!. As the police arrive the irish scotts and english man run round a corner and the police man sees them so with his partener they run off in hot pursuit!.
The men who are round the corner by this time find they are in a dead end but there are three sacks on the floor!. They each jump into one as the police run around the corner!. The police men walk to the first sack with the scotts man in it and kick it!. inside the scotts man goes "woof" and the police men say "its just a bag of dogs lets leave it" then they kick the second sack with the english man in who says "meow" and the police men say "its just a bag of cats lets leave it"
so they go to the next sack and kick it and from inside the irish man says "potatoes!.!.potatoes!"
YAYAYYYA hope you feel better soon!!!! oxoxoxoxoxo!oWww@Answer-Health@Com
Yes, I went to the movie theater in Long Beach and there was this real spoiled brat there!. She that she was all that!.
When she went up to the ticket window, her wig came off!. Hilarious!. Ha!. Many people were laughing!. It was hilarious, 'cause her hair looked real fake and I knew something about her was fake!. Anyway, so yeah, I found that to be extremely funny!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
When she went up to the ticket window, her wig came off!. Hilarious!. Ha!. Many people were laughing!. It was hilarious, 'cause her hair looked real fake and I knew something about her was fake!. Anyway, so yeah, I found that to be extremely funny!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
there were 3 people in a bar, a russian, american and a blonde girl!.
they were talking about who was going to get the next round of drinks in!.
the russian said, "it won't be me because my country was the first to go into space!."
the american said, "it won't be me because my country was the first to fly to the moon!."
the blonde said, "it won't be me because my country will be the first to fly to the sun!."
the two men said, "you can't fly to the sun it's too hot, you'll melt!"
the blonde girl replied, "i'll go at night, duh!"!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
they were talking about who was going to get the next round of drinks in!.
the russian said, "it won't be me because my country was the first to go into space!."
the american said, "it won't be me because my country was the first to fly to the moon!."
the blonde said, "it won't be me because my country will be the first to fly to the sun!."
the two men said, "you can't fly to the sun it's too hot, you'll melt!"
the blonde girl replied, "i'll go at night, duh!"!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
On arriving home with my 3yr old, resplendent in his Bob the Builder dungarees, he dashes upstairs to the bathroom!. Rushing downstairs again, a few moments later, he cries in desperation, "Mummy, mummy, I can't get my bungalows off"!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Exercise will help with depression and eating healthy!. Thats what I did to beat depression!. Hope you feel better soon *hugs*
Also treat yourself to something nice and distract yourself by keeping busy, but not to busy!.
Lifes too short to be blue!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Also treat yourself to something nice and distract yourself by keeping busy, but not to busy!.
Lifes too short to be blue!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
docter please kiss me !.!.no it is against the code of practice ,oh please please !.!.no and to be perfectly honest I shouldn't realley be makeing love to youWww@Answer-Health@Com