Help! How Do I Remedy This?!
Question: Help! How Do I Remedy This?
I have a strange sexual attraction to blowtorch fire. It's just so sexy and dominating how the flame blows out of the nozzle so fast and steady. I don't know how I could stick the blowtorch flame to my crotch and masturbate with it without catching myself on fire. What should I do?
Answers:
Hmmm that's a hard one ;)
Have you tried masturbating with it anyway? You could always get a genital transplant once your crotch is nice and crispy.
Or maybe you could freeze your crotch first, so that the blow-torch just melts you instead lighting you on fire?
Try to remember to always have a fire-extinguisher handy :)
Personal experience with blow-torches :P