i think i died today?!
Question: I think i died today?
i got out of bed after my house was stomped on by king kong.
then he dropped a big banana peel outside my house and me stupidly not paying attention while type-type-typing away on my blackberry, i slipped on it. then a pterodactyl musta smelled the banana remnants, or my fear- and swooped down and picked me up and as i soared thru the sky only being suspended by his sharp claws, i thought "oh no, i shoulda had a V8!!" then, after dropping me to the ground from 30,000 feet of elevation, my neck snapped. i quickly stumbled onto my feet, grabbed my head, and used the nearest welding station in jurassic park to reattach my head onto my body. then, just as i finished, waluigi released the green turtle shells of doom and i did not survive!! i think at this point i may have died. does this sound accurate?
Answers:
you're either on drugs, sleepwalking, or dreamed that you woke up
Very accurate btw nice story
Woah, bro. Hold up. I think you died today.
Don't worry you'll respawn soon, good luck!
OH and you just made my day :D thanks!
oh thats who that was
Get off the drugs >.<
Get a mental health doctor...... and DON"T watch any more movies ........
WHat are you smoking? I'd like some of that ****.....
SIncerely: Joe Mumma
nice job with your creative writing