Why does my penis grow/glow in the dark?!
Question: Yea, it does that sometimes. I dunno why.
Answers: Yea, it does that sometimes. I dunno why.
You shouldn't play with plutonium before you play with yourself.
You drank something toxic and you will be dead soon.
that's not healthy. But the good news is that if it were true, you wouldn't have one anymore to ask about. Next time, make your ailment a little more plausible if you want us to believe it.
maybe you are using luminous oil to masturbate that's why it glows, grows in the dark..dude
Because this happens to all stupid people
Are you an Alien ? Or your girlfriend might put on a Fluorescent C0nd0m when you're asleep ?
radiation?
wow..AMAZING!!!
..MAYBE ITS NATURAL...nyahaha!!!
if you eat microwave dinners the microwaves stay in the food and then cause wierd things to happen, such as glowing!
Im afraid to say this, but your penis will fall off soon.
sorry! x
another idea for the next mutant hero.
Where did you stick it last?
mine grows and grows.......but dosent glow. Stop using fatal chemicals while playing with yourself. SUPER GLOWING D*** MAN! - Newest Super hero.
so u can find it easier