What's the best expression for masturbation?!
Question: I will start.
Spanking the monkey
Answers: I will start.
Spanking the monkey
roughing up the suspect
http://nowscape.com/mast/slang_mast.htm
I win =)
determination
lol
hehehehehehe
Blowing the Load
Jacking the rod
Choking the chicken
flicking the bean
playing with the bald clam
petting the kitty...
Wait. This isn't women's health!
pocket pool
Floggin' the dolphin.
beating the meat
Flappin the slippery stick.
choking your chicken if you are a male.Trying to knock the little man out of the boat for you girl types.
Shaking hands with the unemployed
pounding the puppy
beating the bishop
Meeting miss plamer