****, I soldered my penis. What do I do now?!
Question: ****, I soldered my penis!. What do I do now!?
Okay, so I was baking cakes but they were taken too long!. I got a soldering iron and tried to heat them up with that to speed up the process, but I used the wrong hand and used the soldering iron on my crotch instead!. Now my penis is burned and misshapen!. Should I see a doctor about this or do you think it will heal in time!? Thanks for your answers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
I think you should be busy enjoying the cake!. It doesn't taste good after a certain amount of time!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Dam* sounds like that would hurt, Im not sure how you managed to get all that confused, and what would a soldering iron do to speed up the process, if you have cakes in the oven!. Pour some alcohol on it, so if you accidently stick your penis in something it shouldnt be you wont get infections and have it rot off!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I once spilt boiling water on my crotch and watched with horror at the skin peeling off my little mate!. It took about a week to heal up with no ill effects!. Funny though, It was the morning of the Football grand final, and I had tickets to go!. But when I go to the football I tend to have a few drinks, and a few drinks means a few visits to the mensroom!. And the urinals were about 50 metres long!. Sooo embarrassing!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
In the name of all that is good and holy, please tell me youre full of crap!.!.!.!.!.Ouch, man!. Go see a doctor about that if not!. Thats something that definitely needs some medical attention!. And why in the world would you use a soldering iron on cakes!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
not really sure how you did that, but i would most certainly go see a doctor!. not only for the burn, but the mis-shapened penis!. you could get a serious infection!. go get it checked out!. best of luck with the doctor and your member!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Were you baking cakes in the buff!? You're kidding right!? So since you used the wrong hand, did you try to heat the cakes up with your "tool!?"Www@Answer-Health@Com
GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW!
Get off the internet and go to the god damned emergency room!.
I really hope you are joking though!.!.!. how the hell could you manage to do that anyway!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Get off the internet and go to the god damned emergency room!.
I really hope you are joking though!.!.!. how the hell could you manage to do that anyway!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
damn that must have hurt
yes see a doctor it might lead to some case were you can't conceive or even have sexWww@Answer-Health@Com
yes see a doctor it might lead to some case were you can't conceive or even have sexWww@Answer-Health@Com
You can probably just go buy another one at the "toy" store !.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Put vitamin E on it!. The doctor wont do much!. Its probably not mishapen just looks that way from the burn!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
sorry but the first bit made me laugh!.
:( i would goto doctor myself!. but it should turn out like if u did it to any other part of your body!. ouch!.
good luckWww@Answer-Health@Com
:( i would goto doctor myself!. but it should turn out like if u did it to any other part of your body!. ouch!.
good luckWww@Answer-Health@Com
I'd go see a doctor!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
GO TO ER damn and i thought i was an idiot w/ these thingsWww@Answer-Health@Com
HUH!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Lesson learned!.!.!.!.don't bake in the "buff"Www@Answer-Health@Com
try squeezing it back to shape, maybe a nice bj!!Www@Answer-Health@Com