My butt is always hurting...?!


Question: My butt is always hurting!.!.!.!?
when i am at school my a*s hurts me!
i sit down for an hour 5 times a day!.!.
so basically i sit down 5hours a day!.
i have PE for 1st period after that its just sitting!.!.
i have a 5min brake between classes & a half hour lunch!.!.

does my a*s hurt because i sit all day!?
or is it my back!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
This album is going ALUMINIUM!

So its 5 I say
and no I ain't gay
hrs that!.!.!. I cant play
my butt is the one that pays

It has nothing to do with gym
and the showers I take with Tim
Maybe it my back
and nothing to do with my crack

I get 30 min to eat
and yes I swallow Pete
Oh no I meant to say meat!.

My butts so big
and I really like fig
newtons that is!.

Peace out all you haters
Your soon be sleepin with gators

I am better then you
if I'm ever able to take a poo!

Beanus Hopeful!
Hey for $1500 I will see you the right to this!Www@Answer-Health@Com

OMG>>YES!! A new #1 for the Beanus Breakers!.!. Song Title:
"A Painus in my Anus"

Come on, Beanus Breakers!.!.put your hands together!! WOOT! WOOT!

"This painus in my anus!.!.it's really, really heinous!
I sit all day in my chair
And I really just do not care!
(Scratchy record noises!.!.!.!.)
Fade to!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.this pain is in my anus!.!.!.!.it's really really heinous!.!.!.!.!."
Now let's get jiggy wit it!Www@Answer-Health@Com

My booty is hurtin'
My booty is achin'
My booty is sore from that Beanus Breakin'

I got a pain in my bum-by
I bend like Gumby
I tried Anusol but it just went numb-y

So I try to massage it
I can't camoflague it
My booty so whack it's got it's own entourage, sh*t!.!.!.

My butt hurts
My butt's got girth
This ain't no gay joke
My a*s is really broke

Word to your moms, your sista and your cousin

Beanus Breakers out!. Holla!Www@Answer-Health@Com

A Painus in the anus
You scratch it, no luck

A guy in the locker room says
He'll fix it for a buck

He grabs a prep H
Gives it a good tuck

He pushed too far
and his finger got stuck!.

Now ya gotta call the nurse
and look like a shmuck

Next time remember yo jelly
before you do the PE F***Www@Answer-Health@Com

What up!?! Belinda in da' house!

There's a burn in my booty
there's an ache in my bum
there's a chill in my heinie
my butt's gone numb

Can't get no relief
I gotta earn my marks
so for now I gotta deal
with this pain in my ****

I'm bustin my hump
away in school
algebra, geography
I feel like a tool

I gotta get home
get a cure for the pooper
It hurts to sit or stand
but I'm trying like a trooper

Don't tell me that I'm gay
don't call me a faker
I need some straight up help
from the Beanus Breakers!

peaceWww@Answer-Health@Com

*Boom* shackalackalacka!.!.!.BOOM
You got a painus in yo anus
A frectum in your rectum
A nipper in your shitter and it just won't budge
Yo gotta scratch it
attack it
lick it
massage it
rub it
get a lady friend to rub it
get a man friend to rub it
and so on and so forth!.
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It could be both!. If you don't have a lot of cushioning in your buttocks then your butt bone is getting a lot of pressure from remaining sitting for such long periods!. You need to get something with cushion to reduce the stress on your butt!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

*scratch scratch wikka whikka dwerp dwerp*

(sung to the tune of Doin' the Butt")

HURTIN' IN THE BUTT!. AHHH SEXY SEXY!
HURTIN' IN THE BUTT!. AHHNNUGHH!

SITTIN' 5 HOURS A DAY!.
AIN'T GETTIN' NO PAY!.

FOLKS ARE CALLIN' ME GAY!.
I TELL 'EM "NO WAY!"

HURTIN' IN THE BUTT!. AHHH SEXY SEXY!
HURTIN' IN THE BUTT!. AHHNNUGHH!Www@Answer-Health@Com

OMG!.!.!.!.Here comes another **GOLD**!.!.!.Possibly a **Platinum**for the BEANUS BREAKERS and of course MYSELF!.!.the BEANUS BREAKERS WORLD-RENOUND AGENT!.!.!.Jili!.!.I'm Thinkin' "ANUS ACHE" maybe "BOOTIE BURN" for the title!.!.!.!.!.UH HUH!.!.!.UH HUH!.!.!.Whatdaya think!.!.!.YEAH!?!?!?!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Yep!.!.!.being gay is sure a pain in the a$$!.!.This is the first sign,next you will here is:Gay's use ribbed condoms for better traction in the mud!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You say you're not gay
No way, no way
But I found out something new today
If you keep sitting on this way
Your cheeks will start to rot away!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

My @ss hurts cause I sit on it all day
Just sit and sit; it gets no play
And I know what all y'all are gonna say
but it has nothing to do with me being gayWww@Answer-Health@Com

YO YO YO IN DA HOWWWWWWWSSSSSE

Anal Pram
Anal Pram
Dat's all you gonna need
Don't scratch it wit you fingah
Dat'll make you bleedWww@Answer-Health@Com

I would say it is from sitting all day!.Mine hurts too if i am sitting to long!.And school chair are way uncomfortable!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

This painus in the anus
Is drivin me insanus
It's like I'm being tortured
Like my homie J-McCainus

Www@Answer-Health@Com

Well it probly just the seats they have!. If thats you in tha pic then you iz sexy!. *lol*Www@Answer-Health@Com

!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. wow, im pretty sure it hurts because you sit all day, unless your doing things you shouldnt beWww@Answer-Health@Com

Tape worms are what ails you!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

could be a nerve problem, go and see a chiropratorWww@Answer-Health@Com

try losing weight!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I left my a-ss!.!.!.!.!. in SanFrancisco!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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