Serious question: How do I shave my balls?!

It's actually your scrotum you are wanting to shave. Your balls or testicles are safe from you cutting them with a razor. If you hair is long you may need to trim it first then use a razor. I like to stretch my scrotum while I'm shaving them. Oh sure I still sometimes have nicks but they are very small and heal really quickly.

Use one of those micro trimmers that women use for their bikini lines, it wont cut you and gets you as close to smooth as one can get with out actually shaving.
And for the record, even if you did cut yourself, you would not lose one of your balls. You'd actually have to slice at it like a piece of meat to injure yourself that bad.

dude My girlfriend likes it trim and shaved down there so in the shower i will soap it up and run the razor around my sack i have been doing it so long that it is a piece of cake now. the first few times i really nicked myself and bled all over but now i dont even I just zip zip zip and rinse off



practice makes perfect
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u cant cut your balls off lol. ud have to go at it with a cleaver really. use a womans razor or talk to ur doctor about it for another way to do it..., id ask your signifcant other to do it for u as long as shes ok with it

I think it's hot to have hairs down there for a guy ..... U hot

LOL! Sorry, but I just have to tell you, that you just made my day :D
Best question ever!! :D